tbotofficial:

gross teenage white boy mustaches 

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elliegalaxies:

I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.

THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD

yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa

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Me n Drake chillin at my house

  • Drake: This bubble tea is excellent! But I have to use your bathroom, that extra hot crispy chicken got to me! Haha!
  • Me: First door on the left, can't miss it.
  • Drake:
  • Me:
  • Drake: *Shouting from down the hall* The left side!?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Drake: OH. MY. GOD.
  • Me: *Running over to see what happened* What happened!?
  • Drake: My dude you got 2-ply toilet paper! When I started from the bottom with nothing but my pen and paper I used to dread using the toilet because we always had 1-ply and it would feel so bad and grainy against my sensitive skin. The paper would sometimes tear and rip and my hand would always be exposed, I hated it! When I finally made it on the charts with my singles, I bought a lifetime supply of Charmin brand toilet paper for my mama, God bless her soul. Count your blessings brother. Oh man, this takes me back!
  • Drake: *Closes his eyes and gets lost in his memories*

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

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unconverse:

"how do you balance your real life with your internet life?" what are you talking about, my internet life is my real life

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mypenisusedquickattack:

How I look in the mirror

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How I look in pictures

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