deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

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smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

relationship goal: a relationship

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goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

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egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

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